I’ve been very productive since I left this blog to rot last summer. I started grad school. I got two new jobs. A homier place to live. A sweet boyfriend. A car. A bigger motorcycle. From the outside, my life has expanded in every direction. The only reason I even came back here to write is because I got charged over $300 on a credit card I hadn’t touched in four months — the yearly cost of keeping this website alive. A sum of money that once felt back-breakingly expensive. An entire...

Jesse was there to witness the devolution in real time I’m coming to the blog to rant and rave about the grand injustices of my current...

Well, there you have it, folks. It’s 2025, and being a hillbilly, white-trash, gun-toting son of trailer park trash is in. May wonders...